Guantanamo Handbook Leaked

If you ever wanted to know every intricate detail of life in Guantanamo Bay for prisoners of the War on Terror (insert laughter here) then you'd do well to read the recently leaked 328 page document. The name of the game is control, though no mention of waterboarding apparently. Right down to how many guards have to be in the shower with you. Who knows what you might get up to after all? No peeing in the shower boys.

When the hell are they going to close this hell hole and put all these men on trial? If they are guilty then prove it.